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MY BABY!!!!


Is she not the bestest, most beautiful, squishable cupcake of baby wraithiphauntness you ever saw?

OMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

BABY. LIKE. NOW.

DAMMIT TWO. This is all your fault.

I've been looking at engagement rings.

I like this one

I am so happy I could burst.

Except not. because that would be messy and the baby would fly out.

Must plan wedding.

::bounces::

I love my snugglebunny

My darling Two is nowhere to be seen. Hmmm. Nevermind. I shall decorate. mmmm.

In other news, especially for my darling Two.... IT'S A MULTIPLE BIRTH.









AHhahahaha. Gotcha there didn't I. :D Only one. Or I'd be the size of a house. Anyone want to knit some baby-sized trunk warmers just in case this thing comes out with a trunk?

::sighs::

I am huge. ::weeps::

I have decided on a name for my baby ::nods::
eheh

you will love these names. if you don't.... i will kick you till you do. :) ::smooch::

for a boy:
Hollandish Lucius Two Evander Baggins

for a girl:
Nemesis Esmat Isidora Duo Baggins

::sigh:: named in the traditional oliphaunt way...

hmm. I still have no idea when this baby will arrive...

((ooc: hehehe i found this yay. eheheh. ))

::weeps::

::UBERWEEPS::

::sniff::
he loves meeeeeeeeeeeee

::dances::

::craves meatballs and ice cream::

*sigh*