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::bounces::

My baby is so gorgeous. ::snuggles::

She is the bestest baby in all of Middle Earth.

::tickles::

girloliphaunt: (smiley)
MY BABY!!!!


Is she not the bestest, most beautiful, squishable cupcake of baby wraithiphauntness you ever saw?
girloliphaunt: (smiley)
My darling Two is a dumbass.

I mean... what kind of internal organ stealer doesn't know how babies are born?

But anyway. After twenty-two hours we called the doctors.

and look:


Nemesis Esmat Isidora Duo Baggins

my baby. she's so beautiful.
::giggles:: )
girloliphaunt: (bw)
OMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

BABY. LIKE. NOW.

DAMMIT TWO. This is all your fault.
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I've been redecorating in my husband-to-be's absence.
look )
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I've been looking at engagement rings.

I like this one
girloliphaunt: (bw)
Wo ist mein LiebeKaninchen?

::weinen::

Ich vermisse ihn.
girloliphaunt: (smiley)
I am so happy I could burst.

Except not. because that would be messy and the baby would fly out.

Must plan wedding.

::bounces::

I love my snugglebunny
girloliphaunt: (smiley)
OMG

[livejournal.com profile] ringwraith_ii and I are getting married. :D

::dances for joy::
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My darling Two has gone into hiding, it seems.

No matter. I have a lot of cake to eat. ::licks lips::
girloliphaunt: (Default)
My darling Two is nowhere to be seen. Hmmm. Nevermind. I shall decorate. mmmm.

In other news, especially for my darling Two.... IT'S A MULTIPLE BIRTH.









AHhahahaha. Gotcha there didn't I. :D Only one. Or I'd be the size of a house. Anyone want to knit some baby-sized trunk warmers just in case this thing comes out with a trunk?
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My poor wickle twoy. ::Weeps::
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::sighs::

I am huge. ::weeps::
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LOOK AT ME!!!



I'm HUGE.

::weeps::
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I have decided on a name for my baby ::nods::
eheh

you will love these names. if you don't.... i will kick you till you do. :) ::smooch::

for a boy:
Hollandish Lucius Two Evander Baggins

for a girl:
Nemesis Esmat Isidora Duo Baggins

::sigh:: named in the traditional oliphaunt way...

hmm. I still have no idea when this baby will arrive...

((ooc: hehehe i found this yay. eheheh. ))
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I have been thinking.

I should really put more thought into naming this baby. ::nods::

::thinks::
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::weeps::

::UBERWEEPS::

::sniff::
he loves meeeeeeeeeeeee

::dances::
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I am horny. And fat.

::cries::

No one loves me.


::WEEPS:: SEE?!?!? I am weeping in capitals.
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::craves meatballs and ice cream::

*sigh*

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