Congratulations!! You have already mastered the first rule of motherhood: your baby is your most important accessory! Also, your baby can be a valuable conversation piece. Observe:
(baby is propped up artfully on pedestal)
Party Guest: My word, wherever did you get that divine nouveau revival blah-di-blah-blah-blah sculpture?
You: Oh that? *musical laughter* It sprang forth from my loins! Isn't he/she/it sublime?
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Also, your baby can be a valuable conversation piece.
Observe:
(baby is propped up artfully on pedestal)
Party Guest: My word, wherever did you get that divine nouveau revival blah-di-blah-blah-blah sculpture?
You: Oh that? *musical laughter* It sprang forth from my loins! Isn't he/she/it sublime?
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Date: 2002-10-28 12:42 pm (UTC)no subject
You're going to be such a good mother!!
*sniffle*
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Date: 2002-10-29 12:32 pm (UTC)*ravishes*
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