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[girloliphaunt]

::wriggle::

t-t-the doctors SAID THAT this s-s-should help.


or t-t-they will kill me. b-but they said the t-time l-lord training should ::wriggle:: help help help with that.

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[sockpuppets.livejournal.com]

*snaps pictures of this tragic and horrible treatment of humanoid oliphaunts*

With luck, we can use the same picture for our reports on how ancient mummies from Bree are rising up and eating the brains of innocent hobbits. Yay!

[girloliphaunt.livejournal.com]

O_o
b-b-but look! i escaped!!! *twitch*

[sockpuppets.livejournal.com]

*snaps photos of this too!*

[girloliphaunt.livejournal.com]

O_O

::hides::

*twitch*

I think th-they're g-going to

KILL ME

oops *twitch*

[sockpuppets.livejournal.com]

Us or them?

We here at Sockpuppets would like to set your mind at ease. Unless you're a really big star, like Glorfie, mayherestinpeace, you're much better for our paper alive then dead.

if it is them, run! RUN LIKE THE WIND LITTLE OLIPHAUNT!

[girloliphaunt.livejournal.com]

i think they have laser guns
*twitch*


::hides::

*twitch*